Dear Creepy Guy at California Chicken Cafe,

you sir. are rude.

you sit at your table with your equally rude guy friends.

staring.

not people watching.

staring.

at any poor girl who happens to walk past your table.

you then proceed to turn to your table of equally rude friends to evaluate that girl.

yes. i know that's what you're doing based on the way your head goes all the way up. and down.

from her toes. to her head.

or should i say her butt. to her chest.

rude.

you nod yes.

you nod no.

who. do YOU think you are?

and then your rude eyes landed on me.

hell no.

you continued to stare as if you couldn't SEE me looking back.

rude.

go eat elsewhere next time.

thanks,

siera